How does Ohm conduct an orchestra?

Standing on his head!

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What does the GO in Pokmon GO stand for?

Go Outside

Why did the scare crow win the award?

He was out standing in his field. This has Always been my favourite pun.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What is ISIS's favorite type of text?

Is the answer: A: Heading B: Heading C: Heading

What do you call a chinese woman with a food processor on her head?

Brenda.

Conduct Jokes More Conduct Jokes

What do you call a mammoth who conducts an orchestra?

Tuskanini.

What was the musician doing when he was struck by lightning?

He was conducting.

Ohm Jokes More Ohm Jokes

What do electricians say when they meditate?

Ohm...

Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.

Orchestra Jokes More Orchestra Jokes

Why can't an orchestra made of OB/GYN doctors ever get good enough to perform a concert?

Because the C-section is always messy.

What do you call an orchestra with bronchitis?

A coughcoughony!