How does Ohm conduct an orchestra?

Standing on his head!

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What do you do if hou are cold?

If you ever get cold, stand in a corner for a bit. They are usually 90 degrees.

Why are cripples always made fun of?

because they can't stand up for themselves!

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What did the older terrorist say to the younger terrorist before he headed out for a party?

Go on, have a blast.

Why wasn't the patient concerned when she was told she had a brain tumor?

The doctor said it was all in her head

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How does Ohm conduct an orchestra?

Standing on his head!

What did the physicist say to the two women he was trying to pick up at the bar?

Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?"

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What does the electron say to the resistor?

Ohm my god you're impeding me. *initiate knee slap

What is OHM's Law?

Ans. It is very good law, It is very useful law, Nice law, Its a Scientific Law, I have studied this law.

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How does Ohm conduct an orchestra?

Standing on his head!

What do you call an orchestra with bronchitis?

A coughcoughony!