How does Ohm conduct an orchestra?

Standing on his head!

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How do pirates get their hair to stand up?

Sea-men. My brother told me that

What do you tell a woman who wants a larger outlook on life?

Tell her to stand next to the kitchen window

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

I got hit in the head by a soda can, but it didn't hurt that much...

It was a soft drink.

What did the hat say to the tie?

You hang around. I'll go on a head.

Conduct Jokes More Conduct Jokes

What did the physicist say to the two women he was trying to pick up at the bar?

Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?"

What was the musician doing when he was struck by lightning?

He was conducting.

Ohm Jokes More Ohm Jokes

What is the most religious unit in electrical engineering?

Ohm.

How does Ohm conduct an orchestra?

Standing on his head!

Orchestra Jokes More Orchestra Jokes

Why can't an orchestra made of OB/GYN doctors ever get good enough to perform a concert?

Because the C-section is always messy.

What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra?

Go Bach and get a Handel on it!