Ohm Jokes

Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.

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Why don't many buddhists work in the railroad industry?

they have too many ohms to be good conductors.

What do you get when you put resistance on a stove?

Ohm on the range

What do electricians say when they meditate?

Ohm...

What's the difference between watts and ohms?

Watts are a unit of electrical energy. Ohms are where British people live.

What is the most religious unit in electrical engineering?

Ohm.

How does Ohm conduct an orchestra?

Standing on his head!

What does the electron say to the resistor?

Ohm my god you're impeding me. *initiate knee slap

What is OHM's Law?

Ans. It is very good law, It is very useful law, Nice law, Its a Scientific Law, I have studied this law.