What does the electron say to the resistor?

Ohm my god you're impeding me. *initiate knee slap

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Why can't priests have children?

Because choir boys can't get pregnant, thank God.

What instrument does God play?

He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."

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Why did the electron go to jail?

He was charged with battery!

Never take advice from electrons.

They are always negative.

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What's the difference between watts and ohms?

Watts are a unit of electrical energy. Ohms are where British people live.

What does the electron say to the resistor?

Ohm my god you're impeding me. *initiate knee slap

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Why don't electrical engineers get girls?

Because they can resistor.

What did the physicists say when he accidentally broke his resistor?

my ghosh

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What does the electron say to the resistor?

Ohm my god you're impeding me. *initiate knee slap

What did the blue denims say to the black denims?

I guess we have different genes! *knee slap* ... I'll see myself to the door

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What does the electron say to the resistor?

Ohm my god you're impeding me. *initiate knee slap

What's the final step before a sorority girl gets initiated?

Basic Training