What does the electron say to the resistor?

Ohm my god you're impeding me. *initiate knee slap

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How do we know God likes condoms?

Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure

How do you know God isn't black?

Because it's not "I is who I is" My brother is 35...

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What's the difference between a seal and sea lion?

One electron

What did the nucleus say to get the electron up?

Up and atom!

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What do you get when you put resistance on a stove?

Ohm on the range

Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.

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What did the physicists say when he accidentally broke his resistor?

my ghosh

Why don't electrical engineers get girls?

Because they can resistor.

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What did the blue denims say to the black denims?

I guess we have different genes! *knee slap* ... I'll see myself to the door

What does the electron say to the resistor?

Ohm my god you're impeding me. *initiate knee slap

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What does the electron say to the resistor?

Ohm my god you're impeding me. *initiate knee slap

What's the final step before a sorority girl gets initiated?

Basic Training