What does the electron say to the resistor?

Ohm my god you're impeding me. *initiate knee slap

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What does the electron say to the resistor?

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What does the electron say to the resistor?

Ohm my god you're impeding me. *initiate knee slap

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What does the electron say to the resistor?

Ohm my god you're impeding me. *initiate knee slap