Why don't electrical engineers get girls?

Because they can resistor.

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What are the 2 reasons the girl broke up with her boyfriend?

Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her.

Who is that Idiot..?

If Boy is in love - His parent Ask: Idiot, Who is that Girl.. Moral :: No matter who ever is in love... Boys Are Always Idiot :P (LOL)

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What did the electrical engineer do when she found out that she hadn't won the lottery?

She soldered on.

How is called the funeral of an electrical engineer?

Grounding

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What did the physicists say when he accidentally broke his resistor?

my ghosh

What does the electron say to the resistor?

Ohm my god you're impeding me. *initiate knee slap