Why don't electrical engineers get girls?

Because they can resistor.

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace?

Because she wanted to sleep like a log.

Why did the girl bring 2 basketballs to the basketball game?

Because there was 2 basketball courts. DUH!

Electrical Engineer Jokes More Electrical Engineer Jokes

What did the electrical engineer do when she found out that she hadn't won the lottery?

She soldered on.

How do you measure how funny an electrical engineer is?

You use an o-silly-scope!

Resistor Jokes More Resistor Jokes

What does the electron say to the resistor?

Ohm my god you're impeding me. *initiate knee slap

What did the physicists say when he accidentally broke his resistor?

my ghosh