Why did the capacitor kiss the diode?

He just couldn't resistor.......

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What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?

Hog and kisses!

What disease do you get from kissing birds?

Chirpes. It's one of those canarial diseases. They say it's untweetable.

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How do you know that Hindu woman is into you?

Her diode starts flashing green.

Why did the capacitor kiss the diode?

He just couldn't resistor.......

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Why did the capacitor kiss the diode?

He just couldn't resistor.......

What did the soldering iron say to the capacitor?

Go flux yourself!

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Why did the capacitor kiss the diode?

He just couldn't resistor.......

Why don't electrical engineers get girls?

Because they can resistor.