Why did the capacitor kiss the diode?

He just couldn't resistor.......

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Go flux yourself!

Why did the capacitor kiss the diode?

He just couldn't resistor.......

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Why did the capacitor kiss the diode?

He just couldn't resistor.......

What did the physicists say when he accidentally broke his resistor?

my ghosh