Why did the capacitor kiss the diode?

He just couldn't resistor.......

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Why does Oedipus hate profanity?

He kisses his mother with that mouth.

Why were the witch and wizard always kissing each other's necks?

Because they were neckromancers

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How do you know that Hindu woman is into you?

Her diode starts flashing green.

Why did the capacitor kiss the diode?

He just couldn't resistor.......

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Why did the capacitor kiss the diode?

He just couldn't resistor.......

What did the soldering iron say to the capacitor?

Go flux yourself!

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Why don't electrical engineers get girls?

Because they can resistor.

What does the electron say to the resistor?

Ohm my god you're impeding me. *initiate knee slap