What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?

Hog and kisses!

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did the wife say as she left her Mexican husband?

I'm sorry but I love another Juan.

How did Mr Cheese paint his wife?

He Double Gloucester.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why does the corn get mad at the farmer?

Because he is always pulling on his ears.

What do you call a farmer who's excellent at what he does?

Outstanding in his field

Kiss Jokes More Kiss Jokes

What is it called when two birds kiss?

A Peck.

What's worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.

Valentine Day Jokes More Valentine Day Jokes

What's the difference between the calendar and you?

A calendar has a date on Valentine's day.

How do single people honor valentine's day?

By Celibating!

Hog Jokes More Hog Jokes

Why are Wayne and Garth banned from playgrounds?

They hog the Schwing set.

What was the name of the hog who was knighted by King Arthur?

Sir Lunchalot.