What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?

Hog and kisses!

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What did the musician say to his wife when he went out to the supermarket?

I'm going Chopin, I'll be Bach in a minuet.

Why did you name your son Tinnitus?

I don't know, me and my wife just thought it had a nice ring to it.

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What did the farmer say after he fed his cows pot?

the Steaks are high."

What's a fresh vegetable?

One that insults a farmer.

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How do you kiss a florist?

With tulips.

Why does the Pope kiss the ground when he gets off his plane?

You would too if you had to fly Alitalia.

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What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?

Forget-me-nuts.

Why is Valentine's Day the best day for a celebration?

Because you can really party hearty!

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Why do pigs make good spies?

A: They're excellent at going in-hog-nito.

How do you know your boyfriend loves you?

SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.