What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?

Hog and kisses!

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What was the last thing Robin Williams said to his wife?

You go on to bed, I'm just going to hang here a while.

Why did the programmer get a job working with big data when his wife died?

He just needed a little bit of Clojure.

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What's the best part about marrying a farmer?

You get to grow old together.

What did the farmer say to Pat Sajak?

I'd like to buy an owl

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Why shouldn't you kiss someone on January 1st?

because its the first date

Why does the Pope kiss the ground when he gets off his plane?

You would too if you had to fly Alitalia.

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Where did I take my pet Cow on Valentines Day?

To the Moooovies

What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Rugs and kisses!

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What was the name of the hog who was knighted by King Arthur?

Sir Lunchalot.

What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?

Hog and kisses!