Why did the Dad divorce his wife after she named their son?

She named him Oedipus.

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How do we know JFK was a fan of PDA?

He was all over his wife at the parade

Why don't men install urinals in their houses?

Their wives just wouldn't stand for it :)

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What's going on?

Me: The kids gave me this *holds up Dad Is #1 mug* W: That's sweet H: Sweet They think I'm pee!

What did Simba say to his dad when he was moving too slow?

Mufasa!

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Why don't you talk to John anymore, you used to be best friends?

Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!

How did the Neanderthal dad teach his son how to wear underwear?

Color coded: "Yellow in front, brown in the back"

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What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the South?

Nothing, someone's losing the trailer. -Robin Williams

What did my wife say to me?

I want a divorce

Oedipus Jokes More Oedipus Jokes

What is Oedipus' favorite flavor?

Umami.

Who is Samuel L Jackson's favorite historical figure?

Oedipus