Why did the Amish woman divorce her husband?

Because he was driving her buggy.

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What's with the steering wheel on the front of your pants?

The pirate says, "Argh!! I don't know but it's driving me testicles!!!"

How do you drive this thing?

Two soldiers are in a tank. One turns to the other and says "GLUGGLUGBLUGBWOOABB"

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

Why would I want to talk to your baby?

On the phone. It's a baby. If I wanted to hear random noises when I talk, I have a husband for that.

What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a supermodel?

Nothing if her husband knows what's good for him!

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

Why do divorced men get married again?

A: Bad memory.

Why are divorces so expensive?

Because they are worth it!

Amish Jokes More Amish Jokes

What do all Amish girls want?

Two Mennonite

How are the Mafia and the Amish similar?

They both don't like wires

Amish Woman Jokes More Amish Woman Jokes

What do all Amish women want?

2 Mennonite.

How do you please an Amish woman?

Give her two Mennonite