Why did the Amish woman divorce her husband?

Because he was driving her buggy.

Previous Random Joke Next

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Who is driving the car?

The police.

How do you drive an accountant completely insane?

Tie him to a chair stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wrong way.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What would you do if i won the lottery?

Wife: I'd take half and leave. Husband: Well here's $6 and you can start packing anytime now.

What is another difference between a circus and a whorehouse?

My husband doesn't go to the circus

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

What do you call the divorce between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie?

a Brexit

What do they call divorce in India?

Re-arranged marriage

Amish Jokes More Amish Jokes

Why was the Amish girl kicked out of her community?

Too Mennonite

What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's arse?

A mechanic.

Amish Woman Jokes More Amish Woman Jokes

What do all Amish women want?

2 Mennonite.

Why did the Amish woman get pregnant?

Because she was seeing too many Mennonite.