Why did the Amish woman divorce her husband?

Because he was driving her buggy.

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What did the pirate with a steering wheel in his pants say when he couldn't remember why it was there?

Arrrh, it's driving me nuts

Why can't Daredevil drive a car?

Because he's from New York.

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When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger?

WIFE : I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE : I use your toothbrush.

How many walruses does it take to make a sandwich?

Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.

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What did Han.... Tell Leia after they separated?

May Divorce be with you.*

How was my engagement the same as my divorce?

In the end, I settled.

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Why did the Amish woman divorce her husband?

Because he was driving her buggy.

What's the difference between the Amish and a Ferrari?

About 568 horses.

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Why did the Amish woman divorce her husband?

Because he was driving her buggy.

What do all Amish women want?

2 Mennonite.