Because he was driving her buggy.
A: A car thief who can't drive!
They seem really cool at first but then you're sick of them after a couple days and no one wants to be driving when they're on the road
On the phone. It's a baby. If I wanted to hear random noises when I talk, I have a husband for that.
Nothing, he already said it twice.
She named him Oedipus.
Because they Marry Christmas!
The horses would drown. Ba-dum TISH
Two Mennonite
Two men a nite.