Amish Woman Jokes

Why did the Amish woman divorce her husband?

Because he was driving her buggy.

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How do you make an Amish woman happy?

Three Men-A-Night

What do all Amish women want?

2 Mennonite.

How do you please an Amish woman?

Give her two Mennonite

Why did the Amish woman get pregnant?

Because she was seeing too many Mennonite.

How many men does it take to get an Amish woman pregnant?

Two men a nite.

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Why was the Amish girl excommunicated ?

Too Mennonite." - Hitchens

What is an Hommish woman's fantasy?

Two Mennonite

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Why don't Amish people water ski?

Because their horses would drown.

What's the most played song at Amish parties?

Churn Down For What

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What would you do if I died?

Husband: I would go crazy Wife: Would you re-marry Husband: Ah, not that crazy..

What is 10 years with me?

Wife:What is 10 years with me Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why couldn't stevie wonder drive the bus?

There's no steering wheel in the back of the bus.

What is the difference between a women driving strawberries?

None, both are collect in a field.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why do most men not like aspirin?

Because it's a cox blocker

How does a man cut his hair on the moon?

Eclipse it

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

What do you call the divorce between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie?

a Brexit

What's the major cause of divorce?

Answer: Once is not enough.