Amish Woman Jokes

Why did the Amish woman divorce her husband?

Because he was driving her buggy.

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How do you make an Amish woman happy?

Three Men-A-Night

What do all Amish women want?

2 Mennonite.

How do you please an Amish woman?

Give her two Mennonite

Why did the Amish woman get pregnant?

Because she was seeing too many Mennonite.

How many men does it take to get an Amish woman pregnant?

Two men a nite.

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What's sad about three black guys driving over a cliff in a Cadillac?

They were my friends :(

Why did the bank drive-up window teller have tire tread marks across the back of his grey suit?

A: From crawling across the street when the sign said: "Don't Walk."

Amish Jokes More Amish Jokes

What did the Amish IT guy say about the computer?

It was a bit buggy.

What goes clop, clop, bang bang bangbangbang!clop,clop,clop?

An amish driveby

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What the problem?

Man 1: *Sighs* " I guess i'm just having some problems with my inner-sole "

What does the man say when he walks into the bar?

Can I please get a drink "

Mennonite Jokes More Mennonite Jokes

How many Mennonites does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven - one to actually change the bulb and six to complain that they liked the old one better.

How do you please a Mennonite woman?

2 Mennonite**

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What does a Russian woman say to stop her husband from abusing her?

Vladislov, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more... I'm sorry..

What do Russian women get from their husbands that's long and hard on their wedding night?

His last name.

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

What is it called when two little people get divorced?

Daworfed

Why so glum Chum?

asked the kindly stranger. "If my parents get divorced...will they still be brother and sister "