Two Mennonite
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Too Mennonite
Seven - one to actually change the bulb and six to complain that they liked the old one better.
2 Mennonite**
Too Mennonite." - Hitchens
Two Mennonite.
Give her two Mennonite
Because she was seeing too many Mennonite.
Too Mennonite.
Three Men-A-Night
Because he was driving her buggy.
They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was.
Three. One to change it while the other two argue about how old the old one is.
Two men a night.
A shot in the dark.
Black people took to the streets. White people took it to Reddit and complained about how nobody is doing anything about it.
A: 1.99904274017 but that's close enough for non-technical people.
Let's go fishing
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Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.
Six-1 to change the bulb and 5 to sing about how much they miss the old one.
Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.