One to hold the bulb, and the rest to screw the whole world.
Because he wanted the worst cellphone service in the world.
As a mother, I choose not to screw it in. Light bulbs are dangerous weapons created by the Soviet Union, and I will not screw it in; it could severely hurt my child. As everyone knows, light bulbs are the principle source of autism in this world, and I have to take a stand on it.
A: A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.
Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.
removed
None. They already glow.
Click Turpin
The nearsighted aardvark who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!
OVER 9000
Anti feminists? Nah, they can't screw
To get their stuff back.
x-post from /r/MeanJokes Getting the smell of white people out of your house.
Because the rest of the letters are not-E.
There ain't no rest for the wicked
ME: crosses out "replace coworkers with puppies" I guess
None - because they would all be replaced by white actors.
