How many Chernobyl survivors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They already glow.

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How Many Bit Coins Does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?

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How many Sand People does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

No one knows. They ride single file to hide their numbers.

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How many blondes does it take to screw a light bulb??

Just 1...blondes will screw anything.

How many Chiropractors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but they'll take 30 visits to do it.

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Why shouldn't you buy trousers from northern Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout

Why shouldn't you wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

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What do you call a balloon that glows in the dark?

A LED Zeppelin

How's the wife?

Me:Glowing Neighbour:Pregnant Me:No, she's on fire, just going for more wood Neighbour:You're sick Me:You're next