How many Chernobyl survivors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They already glow.

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How many Brazilians does it take to change a lightbulb?

One Brazillion.

How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None. They have a machine that does that now.

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What's long and hard and screws people?

An exam.

How Many Martians Does It Take to Screw In a Lightbulb?

At least two, but they have to be pretty small to fit.

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Why should you not visit the Ukraine with your fly unzipped?

Because if you don't, Chernobyl fall out!

What has 4 legs but cant move?

A child born in Chernobyl, duh.

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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw a lightbulb?

You don't need to, they glow in the dark.

What do you call the Moon spirit that at once sits upon a lake of glowing jade and exists nestled within our divine souls?

Altha'or syzygena