How many Chernobyl survivors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They already glow.

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How many 3rd wave feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Whats the point 3rd wave feminists can't take a joke anyway.

How many of my ex-girlfriends does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. Apparently she will screw anything.

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How many Ellen Paos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. The mods do that for her.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a light blulb?

Three Fifths

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Why should you never buy ukrainian underwear?

Chernobyl fallout.

What Are you braging about?

I came from Chernobyl, I had a tail!

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How's the wife?

Me:Glowing Neighbour:Pregnant Me:No, she's on fire, just going for more wood Neighbour:You're sick Me:You're next

How many survivors of nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. People that glow in the dark don't need lights.