How many Chernobyl survivors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They already glow.

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How many sovereign citizens does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They're too afraid of the electricity.

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.

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How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.

How many homophobes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They don't accept change, even if it means a brighter world.

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Why should you never buy ukrainian underwear?

Chernobyl fallout.

Why should you never wear Ukrainian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fall out

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What do you call a balloon that glows in the dark?

A LED Zeppelin

How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They don't need to, they glow in the dark...