How many Chernobyl survivors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They already glow.

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How many Highlanders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.

How many climate change deniers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

What are you talking about? The bulb is fine.

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How many abstract artists does it to screw in a lightbulb?

A: A fish!

How many Meth-Heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to hold the lightbulb and Two to smoke till the room spins!

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Why shouldn't you wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

How did Chernobyl disaster happen ?

scientist A : Are you sure ? scientist B : Trust me, I know what i'm doing.

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How many nuclear war survivors does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. People who glow in the dark don't need lightbulbs.

What do you call poultry that glows in the dark?

Chicken Kiev