How many Chernobyl survivors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They already glow.

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How many skateboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to film it. One, but it takes him fifty tries.

Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips?

From trying to blow out lightbulbs.

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How many consultants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I'm not sure but I'll have an answer for you next Monday.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.

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Why should you never buy Russian jeans?

Chernobyl fallout

Why shouldn't you buy underwear from the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fall out.

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What do you call poultry that glows in the dark?

Chicken Kiev

How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They don't need to, they glow in the dark...