How many Brazilians does it take to change a lightbulb?

One Brazillion.

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How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.

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None. The change, if needed, will come from within.

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How many cops do you need to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black. Credit: donator on some stream said the joke and just wanted to share it.

How does Donald Drumpf change a lightbulb?

He doesn't. He hires people with long fingers to do it for him.

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How many sad soccer fans are there today?

A Brazillion...

How many people does it take to change a light bulb in Brazil?

A Brazillion!!!