A towel full of loads
When I dump a load into the washing machine it doesn't follow me around
Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.
Wife: That's not what I meant by pick up my towel. Just hand it to me, idiot.
If we use towels just to dry ourselves after washing off dirt and what not. Why do they get dirty??
When you dump a load in the washer, it will not follow you around for two months.