What should you not put in the washer with a load full of towels?

A towel full of loads

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What do you do when you see Michael J. Fox in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry.

How do you keep an idiot with RES busy?

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What's the number one cause of dry skin?

Towels.

What gets wetter the more you dry?

A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors )

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What's the difference between a blonde and a washer?

When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.

What is the difference between a girl and a washer?

The washer doesn't follow you around after you put a load in it.