What's the difference between an 18 year-old girl and a washing machine?

When you dump a load in the washer, it will not follow you around for two months.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a women's track team and a tribe of pygmys?

One is a cunning bunch of runts...

What's the difference between my job and my boss's daughter?

I'm not coming into work today

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

Where does the Lone Ranger take his trash?

To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump.

Why was the mother flea feeling down in the dumps?

Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

What do you call an elf that follows Scientology?

Elron Hubbard

Whats the difference between a hippy chick and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)

Month Jokes More Month Jokes

Which is the month in which women talk the least?

February... because it has the least number of days

How many seconds are in a year?

Only 12. One for every month.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

Why is a woman unlike a washing machine?

After you throw a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow you around.

What's the difference between a washing machine and a virgin?

A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

Whats the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.

What's the difference between your mama and a washing machine?

The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.

Washer Jokes More Washer Jokes

How you turn a washer into a snow blower?

Hand her a shovel

What do you do if your daughter gets dirty in the laundry room?

You washer and dryer.