What's the difference between an 18 year-old girl and a washing machine?

When you dump a load in the washer, it will not follow you around for two months.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a race car and a woman?

One costs a lot of money to maintain, keep running, and give you the results you want. The other has four wheels.

What's the difference between an elected official and a piece of garbage?

Garbage gets thrown out.

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What do you call a guy dumped by his Asian girlfriend?

Disoriented.

What's the difference between your mama and a washing machine?

The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.

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How did the newspaper go about reviewing the opera production?

They followed Standard Opera-rating Procedure

Why do you always follow your instinct when doing trigonometry?

Beacuse you might have secant thoughts and go off on a tangent

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Why do blacks make good athletes?

They spent the first nine months of their lives dodging hangers.

What does December have that other months dont have?

The letter D.

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What is the difference between a girl and a washer?

The washer doesn't follow you around after you put a load in it.

What's the difference between a woman and a toilet?

The toilet doesn't insist on cuddling after you drop your load in it.

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head?

Sister-Matic

What's grey and goes round and round ?

An elephant in a washing machine !

Washer Jokes More Washer Jokes

What do you do if your daughter gets dirty in the laundry room?

You washer and dryer.

What is the difference between a girl and a washer?

The washer doesn't follow you around after you put a load in it.