What's the difference between an 18 year-old girl and a washing machine?

When you dump a load in the washer, it will not follow you around for two months.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What about breakfast teaches us the difference between "interested" and "committed"?

In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.

What's the difference between a politician and a tiger?

One of them is a big puss

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

Why was the 6'6" guy so brokenhearted after his 4'9" girlfriend dumped him?

A: He was nuts over her.

Whats the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

Having to drop the bomb on them twice before they get it.

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

Why are softball games so hard to follow?

Because everyone secretly plays for the other team.

Whats the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machince, it doesnt follow me around

Month Jokes More Month Jokes

Why was the blonde so happy after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only six months?

A: Because on the box it said From 2 to 4 years.

How do you get a date on Tinder?

Seriously guys, I've been trying for months so if anyone have any useful tips it would be much appreciated.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What do a load of bricks and a 300 lb woman have in common?

At some point they'll both be laid by a Mexican.

What's the worst part about having Comcast internet?

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Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

Whats the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.

How do you get a dozen eggs out of a washing machine in less than a minute?

i'm serious... help.

Washer Jokes More Washer Jokes

What should you not put in the washer with a load full of towels?

A towel full of loads

What did the bolt say to the nut?

Washer? I don't even know 'er!"