When you dump a load in the washer, it will not follow you around for two months.
In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.
I'm not sure, but they both go out with shovels to find the booty.
You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you
The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back
A: When you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around for two weeks whining.
Muslim, because they go to a mosque...ito. Sorry.
Ten years Ten months Ten-" "Nine... Eight..."
Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only six months? Because on the box it said From 2 to 4 years.
When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.
After I dump my load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around.
Give her a slap
It keeps getting agitated
Washer? I don't even know 'er!"
Hand her a shovel
