Whats the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the Friendzone and the Endzone?

Unlike football, you'll never get to spike it in the Friendzone.

What's the difference between England and Oscar Pistorius?

England gets off scott-free.

S Jokes More S Jokes

What starts with "p," ends with "s," and is really long?

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

Whats blue and pretty on top, and brown and kind of a bummer in the bottom?

The Mediterranean Sea.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why are your eyes dilated?

Me: "Your eyes dilate up to 45% when you look at something you love" Mom: "What were you looking at " Me: "Memes"

What do your mom and Poland have in common?

a lot of countries have been inside her.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why is American Airlines the best airlines company?

Because they are the only one to drop you directly to your office.

What do you get when you drop your frozen waffle at the beach?

A San Diego

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

Why did the stoner cross the road?

A: Who else would follow a chicken

What do you call disabled people that follow politics?

A special interest group.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day ?

After a week he was spotless !

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What does a blonde and a shotgun have in common?

You break them at the middle and load them from behind

Whats the difference between a Blonde and a Washing Machine?

The Washing Machine will not follow you around for 2 weeks after you dump a load in it!

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What's the difference between a blond and a washing machine?

When you drop a load into a washing machine it doesn't follow you around for a week.

What's the difference between a blonde and a washing machine?

You can throw your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you around for two weeks afterward