Whats the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.

What's the difference between E.T. and a Mexican?

E.T. learned English and went home.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats a Pirates favorite letter?

Ya'll think it's the Arrr but it be the Ceeee

Whats the difference between New York and Middle Earth?

Two towers.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What do you call a kid who's dad is Jamaican and mom is Chinese?

Rastafriedrice

Whats the difference between your Mom and the Pringles guy?

I can't get my whole fist in the Pringles guy's can.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What does Bill Gates call it when someone drops a $20 bill on the ground?

Littering.

Who dropped a wad of notes with an elastic band round them?

I did! Well here's the elastic band.

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

What's the difference between an 18 year-old girl and a washing machine?

When you dump a load in the washer, it will not follow you around for two months.

Whats the difference between a hippy chick and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What does it mean when a groundhog sees a maple leaf on feb. 02?

six more weeks of bad hockey!

What's the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

How do you get an r/jokes redditor confused?

loading...

What's easier to load into a garbage truck? Bowling balls or babies?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What is the difference between a washing machine and a girl?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

What's the difference between a Surrey girl and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in a washing machine it doesn't text you every hour for a week.