Whats the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

What's the difference between cows and bulls?

It takes longer to milk the bull.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats a Muslims favorite cologne?

GERMANY!!!!

Whats in the middle of girl's leg ?

And the answer is, 'Knee'

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What does your mom and your driveway have in common?

They both have a GARBAGE box.

Why was the baby strawberry sad?

His mom was in a jam.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What is the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine.

Why did the little boy drop his icecream?

Because he got hit by a car

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

Whats the difference between a Blonde and a Washing Machine?

The Washing Machine will not follow you around for 2 weeks after you dump a load in it!

Why are softball games so hard to follow?

Because everyone secretly plays for the other team.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

Why did u shoot your wife ?

Judge:why did u shoot your wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

How the hell would she know?

We only met last week!

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

When Noah was loading the Ark, where did he put the bees?

In the Ark-hives.

What does Brock Lesnar do if a website isn't loading?

He gives it an F5

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine?

A washing machine won't follow you around after you dump your load in it.

What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head ?

Sister Matic !