Whats the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

What's the difference between a mouse and a rat?

A: 1 has a less likely chance of survival in the dog pound

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats common between Reddit jokes &amp Dave ?

You never get tired of seeing them again &amp again ...

Whats the Difference between an Atheist, a Christian and a Dog?

DogMa

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What weighs more than a car and uses a lot of fuel, but hardly ever moves?

Your mom.

Why do Mexican students act like they own the school?

Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why did the boy drop his Ice Cream?

A: He was hit by a bus

Why did the boy drop his icecream?

He was hit by a truck.

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

Why doesn't Pac-Man use Twitter?

Because he doesn't like being followed.

What's the difference between your mama and a washing machine?

The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What do you call a 5 year old's knees?

Kidneys! Ha! I'll be here all week folks.

What do you call a policewoman who hasn't shaved for a week?

Constable

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed?

To feed her nightmare.

How do you keep an idiot with RES busy?

loading...

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

How do you turn a washing machine into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?

A wash and wear wolf