What's the difference between a waitress and your mom?

A waitress leaves me alone after I give her the tip.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Whitney Houston and Amy Winehouse?

About 204 days.

What is the difference between Martin Luther King Day and St. Patrick's Day?

St. Patrick's day everybody wants to be Irish.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

How do you get a person with podophobia to leave?

Just say "shoe".

Why did the blonde guy ask his girlfriend to squeeze his left testicle?

A: Because the road sign said 'Squeeze Left.'

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why was the baby strawberry sad?

His mom was in a jam.

How long does it take light to travel from the sun to the earth?

Not nearly as long as it would take to travel around your mom.

Tip Jokes More Tip Jokes

What's the difference between a waitress and your mom?

A waitress leaves me alone after I give her the tip.

What happens when a neckbeard takes drugs?

They start tipping balls.

Waitress Jokes More Waitress Jokes

Why do waitresses love serving men in fedoras?

If you're nice to them, their tipping intensifies.

What did Johnny Cash say to the waitress after he got sick at a Mexican restaurant?

I've bean everywhere, ma'am!