What's the difference between a waitress and your mom?

A waitress leaves me alone after I give her the tip.

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What's the difference between a woman kneeling in prayer and a woman kneeling in a bathtub?

a woman kneeling in prayer has hope in her soul.

What's the difference between a 4 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window. Too soon

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Why did the leper crash his car?

He left his foot on the accelerator.

How did the Mother Banana spoil the Baby Banana?

She left him out in the sun too long.

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What'sApp Me: Mom, what's for dinner?

Mom : typing ... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!

What's the difference between /r/jokes and your mom?

Your mom is funny.

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Why are redditors American?

Because they always *tip*.

What kind of car did the German cowboy purchase?

Audi *tips hat*

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Where do one-legged waitresses work?

IHOP. Tipping your waitress takes on a whole new meaning.

How much is a soft drink ?

Waitress: Fifty cents. Girl: How much is refill Waitress: The first is free. Girl: Well then I'll have a refill.