What's the difference between a waitress and your mom?

A waitress leaves me alone after I give her the tip.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a psychotic mental patient and a man with a bible in his hand?

Respiridol

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out the window

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?

At parking meteors.

Why was the fish swimming alone?

Because he left the school.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why don't you talk to John anymore, you used to be best friends?

Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!

How are neutrinos and i alike?

Were both constantly penetrating your mom

Tip Jokes More Tip Jokes

How do you get a Harvard graduate off your doorstep?

Tip him for the pizza.

What is your best casino joke?

I work in a casino and want to hear your best one. Here is mine: what's the difference between a canoe and a baccarat player? A canoe sometimes tips!

Waitress Jokes More Waitress Jokes

What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

What did the redditor do at the restaurant when he was done with his meal?

Tips waitress*