What's the difference between a waitress and your mom?

A waitress leaves me alone after I give her the tip.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a feminist and a bomb vest?

The bomb vest actually does something when triggered.

What is the difference between reindeer and caribou?

Reindeer are the ones that fly.

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When do the leaves begin to turn?

The night before a test.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

They left the plunger in the toilet.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What is harder said than done?

Your mom

How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.

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What's the difference between a waiter and a waitress?

The size of the tip.

What kind of car did the German cowboy purchase?

Audi *tips hat*

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What did the redditor do at the restaurant when he was done with his meal?

Tips waitress*

What did Johnny Cash say to the waitress after he got sick at a Mexican restaurant?

I've bean everywhere, ma'am!