What's the difference between a waitress and your mom?

A waitress leaves me alone after I give her the tip.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between most people and planes?

Most people miss the twin towers.

What is the difference between Liverpool football and a tea bag?

A: The tea bag stays in the cup longer.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What do redditors and litterers have in common?

I'm just gonna leave this here."

What did the right eye say to the left?

There's something between us that smells..

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What'sApp Me: Mom, what's for dinner?

Mom : typing ... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!

What did Santa say when he saw your mom, sister, and girlfriend all together in the same room?

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Tip Jokes More Tip Jokes

What's the worst part of giving a magician a ride home?

When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!

What is your best casino joke?

I work in a casino and want to hear your best one. Here is mine: what's the difference between a canoe and a baccarat player? A canoe sometimes tips!

Waitress Jokes More Waitress Jokes

Why do waitresses hate mohels?

Because they never leave a tip.

Why do waitresses love serving men in fedoras?

If you're nice to them, their tipping intensifies.