What's the difference between a waitress and your mom?

A waitress leaves me alone after I give her the tip.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between America any yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out the window

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did the blonde guy ask his girlfriend to squeeze his left testicle?

A: Because the road sign said 'Squeeze Left.'

How do you get over a crush you've had since high school?

Leave the dungeon door unlocked.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why is your mom like a 360 noscope?

Cuz I wouldn't hit that.

What's your Mom's name?

Kid: Mom's last name must be "Darling" because that's what Daddy calls her every time.... Teacher: That's so sweet. What's her first name then? Kid: I think it's "Sorry"....

Tip Jokes More Tip Jokes

What happens when a neckbeard takes drugs?

They start tipping balls.

Why did the Band Geek ask the Football star for tips?

Because he's a waiter. (lol)

Waitress Jokes More Waitress Jokes

When can you tell your waitress is having a bad day?

When she has a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pencil.

What did the redditor do at the restaurant when he was done with his meal?

Tips waitress*