What's the difference between a waitress and your mom?

A waitress leaves me alone after I give her the tip.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an elephant and a gooseberry ?

A gooseberry is green !

What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?

A: You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russel

Why did Adele leave the house?

So she could say Hello from the outside.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why is everything lying on the floor?

my mom asked Gravity, I replied.

What's wrongdad?

Dad: I told you, my head hurts. Son: This is why mom left.

Tip Jokes More Tip Jokes

Why do waitresses hate mohels?

Because they never leave a tip.

Whats another term for acid?

Its on the tip of my tongue...

Waitress Jokes More Waitress Jokes

What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

Where do one-legged waitresses work?

IHOP. Tipping your waitress takes on a whole new meaning.