What did the right eye say to the left?

There's something between us that smells..

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Why does Beyonce sing "To the left, to the left?

Because black people have no rights

How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?

They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving

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What did the right eye say to the left?

There's something between us that smells..

How many times can look at the sun with a telescope?

You can do this twice. One time with you right eye and one with your left!