What did the right eye say to the left?

There's something between us that smells..

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What does every "Tickle Me Elmo" get before they leave the factory?

Two test tickles

What did the couch surfing, yoga junkie say when his friend asked him to leave?

Namaste.

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What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Between us, something smells!

What did the right eye say to the left?

There's something between us that smells..