What did the right eye say to the left?

There's something between us that smells..

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Why did the investment banker leave her husband?

She was losing interest.

What do you call a bovine that won't leave Egypt?

MOO-barak!

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How many times can look at the sun with a telescope?

You can do this twice. One time with you right eye and one with your left!

What did the right eye say to the left?

There's something between us that smells..