What did the right eye say to the left?

There's something between us that smells..

Previous Random Joke Next

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys?

Leave my presents

Why is the dating app called Tinder?

When you left-swipe, all of your matches go up in flames.

Right Eye Jokes More Right Eye Jokes

What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Between us, something smells!

What did the right eye say to the left?

There's something between us that smells..