What do neckbeards like to spread on their toast?

Marma'lady

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What do you call someone who really likes balloons?

Autistic.

How would you like to make a donation to our local orphanage?

Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!

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What did the neckbeard say to the mosquito?

M'laria

What does the neckbeard say when asked what he did last weekend?

M'laundry."

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Why are women like parachutes?

Because if they don't spread they are worthless.

How many black people does it to pave a driveway?

One. You just have to spread him real thin.

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What do you call the outer edge of a piece of bread that has been toasted?

Crusty

What do you call a piece of toast on the ceiling?

An Ethiopian rave.