What do neckbeards like to spread on their toast?

Marma'lady

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Why are there so many piggy banks?

Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.

What does a belt like to do?

Getting Waisted

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What did the neckbeard say when he looked in the mirror?

M'self

What's the most common illness affecting neckbeards?

M'laise.

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How do Egyptians warn each other about a spreading fire?

Pyroglyphs.

Why was the necrophiliac fired from the crematory?

He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.

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What do you call the outer edge of a piece of bread that has been toasted?

Crusty

What do you call a piece of toast on the ceiling?

An Ethiopian rave.