What do neckbeards like to spread on their toast?

Marma'lady

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What does Fabrizio like to put on his sandwiches?

Mustardo!

What's it like to have a social life?

Asking for a friend.

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What do you call someone who commits piracy?

Neckbeard the pirate

What do you call a city full of neckbeards?

M'tropolis

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What are four ways of spreading information that begins with "tel"?

Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.

What do STDs and jokes have in common?

They're both easily spread.

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How do you start a rave in Africa?

Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling

What kind of cheese?

Me: "American..." Her: "Want it toasted " Me: "I'll just make it myself."