Neckbeard Jokes

What's it called when a fedora wearing neckbeard gets sick?

M'alady

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What do you call a city full of neckbeards?

M'tropolis

What do you call someone who commits piracy?

Neckbeard the pirate

What happens when a neckbeard takes drugs?

They start tipping balls.

How does a neckbeard make a scotch egg?

He has to Breddit

What's a Neckbeard's favourite curry?

Chicken tikka m'sala

What did the neckbeard say when he looked in the mirror?

M'self

What did the neckbeard say when he was punched in the throat?

M'Larynx

What does your mother and a neckbeard have in common?

They both love Ten D's

What do neckbeards like to spread on their toast?

Marma'lady

Whats a Neckbeard's favorite city in Spain?

M'drid

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What is Reddit's favorite pirate?

Neckbeard

What did the neckbeard say while giving the eulogy for his extremely flatulent friend?

Rip in peace

What do you call a dating app for neckbeards?

Tipper.

Who's a modern pirate for the 21st century?

Neckbeard!

What did the neckbeard say to the mosquito?

M'laria

What's a Neckbeards' favourite colour?

M'genta

What did the guy with a neckbeard say when he had to mail something twice?

REPOST!"

Why don't neckbeards hit on people with heart conditions?

Because people with heart conditions take beta-blockers.

What Greek tragedy was written by a neckbeard?

Tips fedora "M'dea."

What does the neckbeard say when asked what he did last weekend?

M'laundry."

What's the most common illness affecting neckbeards?

M'laise.

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They start tipping balls.

What drug problem?

We get drugs pretty easily!"

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What did the Hispanic chef say when he went down on his girlfriend?

Umami!"

What is a Mexicans favorite band?

Hispanic at the Disco

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What OS does an atheist run on their computer?

Fedora. For Linux n00bs(https://getfedora.org/)

What does a neckbeard tip his fedora to in soviet russia?

M'otherland"

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What's a dogs favorite part of a tree?

Stick? BARK!

What kind of tree likes a high five?

A palm tree

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Why do French tanks have rearview mirrors?

So they can see the battle.

What do you call a twig that won't stop looking in the mirror?

A narcissistick.

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How can you tell vampirism is a disease?

On account of the coffin.

What kind of disease did the guy get when he skipped the condom and plowed a girl with down's syndrome?

Slow clap

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What do you call an Asian lobster?

A crustasian

What do you call a asian and a black guy??

A math problem.

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What does it mean if you find a horse shoe?

Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.

What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing."