What did the neckbeard say when he looked in the mirror?

M'self

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How can the eurologist tell if he is looking at a man or woman?

Well, there is a vast difference.

Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

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What do neckbeards like to spread on their toast?

Marma'lady

Who's a modern pirate for the 21st century?

Neckbeard!

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What color are mirrors?

I don't know, let's reflect on this.

Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it?

A: A blonde tried to shoot herself!