What did the neckbeard say when he looked in the mirror?

M'self

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How many kids do you think Wolverine has?

Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.

Why did Tigger look in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

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Whats a Neckbeard's favorite city in Spain?

M'drid

What do you call someone who commits piracy?

Neckbeard the pirate

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Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it?

A: A blonde tried to shoot herself!

What's it called when you look in the mirror and say "jesus christ I look good"?

Using the lords name in vanity