What did the neckbeard say when he looked in the mirror?

M'self

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Like that.

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ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT

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What's a Neckbeards' favourite colour?

M'genta

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When you look in the mirror, what do you see?

Me: I see myself you friggin idiot. Let me see your degree

What happened when the monster kissed his one true love?

He left lip prints on the mirror!