When you look in the mirror, what do you see?

Me: I see myself you friggin idiot. Let me see your degree

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

How do you pump up a room full of shy introverts?

LETS GET READY TO MUMBLE!!!"

How many Gordon Ramseys does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, he lets the knives do the work

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why does Mom wear makeup?

Me: To look pretty. 5: But she's already pretty. Me: Aww. 5: Dad, you should wear makeup.

Why does the town idiot take his bedroom door off the hinges and put it to the sid every night when he goes to sleep?

ANSWER: Because he's afraid someone would look through the keyhole.

Idiot Jokes More Idiot Jokes

How many idiots who ask stupid questions does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Change it to what

Why does Batman wear a mask?

Because the citizens of Gotham aren't morons, like those idiots over in Metropolis

Degree Jokes More Degree Jokes

Why don't mathematicians have degrees?

They prefer radians.

What's the temperature in Motown right now?

Three degrees, four tops

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

What job can you see yourself doing?

Inspecting mirrors

What did the cheese say to itself in the in the mirror?

halloumi