When you look in the mirror, what do you see?

Me: I see myself you friggin idiot. Let me see your degree

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

How do cats let us know that they are in pain ?

Me...........Owwwwww!!

Who knows... Maybe Japan hacked Sony?

Yeah... Lets blame Sony.

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What do Germans look at on the internet?

Danke memes

Why shouldn't you look at a cup of ranch?

Because it's still dressing.

Idiot Jokes More Idiot Jokes

Why do people say its not you... it's me in a breakup?

Yeah it's YOU, you're an idiot! I'm amazing... ask your brother!

What happens when someone spills really hot coffee on you?

You will get burned, you idiot.

Degree Jokes More Degree Jokes

Why is it called an XBox One?

Because when you see it, you spin one degree and walk away.

Why don't mathematicians have degrees?

They prefer radians.

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

What type of cheese can you see in a mirror?

Halloumi! (Hello me)

Why did the kids tell jokes to the mirror?

They wanted to see it crack up!