Where do idiots go on holiday?

Twitzerland.

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Why can't rappers take holidays?

They always forget Tupac.

What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday?

A merry dairy!

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What are you doing, idiot?

me, to other drivers on the road "What are you doing, idiot " me, to myself, in all other situations

Why did the chicken knock knock?

Q - Why did the chicken cross the road? A - To see the idiot across the street. Q - Knock knock. (Who's there?) A - The chicken.