Where do idiots go on holiday?

Twitzerland.

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Where do ants go for their holidays ?

Frants !

How fast can Klingon's run?

About Warf speed. My mom made this joke up last night at a bbq party. She likes to think she is funnier on holidays. Thanks, Mom.

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Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?

A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

What did the banana say to the human?

Nothing you idiot, bananas don't talk!