What are you doing, idiot?

me, to other drivers on the road "What are you doing, idiot " me, to myself, in all other situations

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What do you call a road that doesn't care about anyone?

A psycho-path.

Why'd the pervert cross the road?

He couldn't pull out of the chicken

Idiot Jokes More Idiot Jokes

What do you call an idiot?

You

What do a burnt pizza and a baby have in common?

Some idiot pulled it out to late

Situation Jokes More Situation Jokes

How many bureaucrats does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to assure that everything possible is being done about the situation and the other one to screw it into the faucet.

What are you doing, idiot?

me, to other drivers on the road "What are you doing, idiot " me, to myself, in all other situations

Driver Jokes More Driver Jokes

Why did nVidia built the first self-driving car?

on all conditions) Because their drivers keep crashing.

What did the New York Salmon say to the driver?

I'm swimming here!