What are you doing, idiot?

me, to other drivers on the road "What are you doing, idiot " me, to myself, in all other situations

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why can't Saudi woman drive?

There's no road from the kitchen to the bedroom.

Why did the lesbian cross the road?

To get to the other bride!

Idiot Jokes More Idiot Jokes

How to make an idiot curious?

I'll post the answer tomorrow.

Why did the chicken knock knock?

Q - Why did the chicken cross the road? A - To see the idiot across the street. Q - Knock knock. (Who's there?) A - The chicken.

Situation Jokes More Situation Jokes

Why did the student fail his physics test?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

Why don't astronauts take anything seriously?

They don't grasp the gravity of the situation...

Driver Jokes More Driver Jokes

How can you say you don't have any outstanding tickets?

Driver: They're all in the glove compartment.

How Am I Driving' sign* Panics Hello?

There's a problem. Your driver doesn't understand how he's driving