What do a pregnant teenager, frozen beer, and a burned pizza have in common?

Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.

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How did the polish terrorist burn his lips?

Burned them on a cars tailpipe when he tried blowing it up.

What do you call a bunch of white guys in a burning building?

Fire Crackers.

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What time is it when you sit on a pin?

Spring time.

What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

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Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team?

Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.

What do a Marionette User and Tampon Thief have in common?

They both pull strings for work. (Inspired by Bo Burnham, this popped into my head the other day)

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Why do you keep talking about my weight behind my back?

Husband: Because when I get round to the front I've forgotten what I was going to say

What else did I forget?

WHERE IS MY BABY ! Wait, do I have one of those DO I HAVE A BABY !

Idiot Jokes More Idiot Jokes

When you look in the mirror, what do you see?

Me: I see myself you friggin idiot. Let me see your degree

Why do men act like idiots?

Who says they're acting

Burn Pizza Jokes More Burn Pizza Jokes

What do a burnt pizza and a pregnant woman have in common?

The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!

What do frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant woman have in common?

An idiot who forgot to take it out earlier.

Frozen Beer Jokes More Frozen Beer Jokes

What do a pregnant teenager, frozen beer, and a burned pizza have in common?

Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.

What do frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant woman have in common?

An idiot who forgot to take it out earlier.