What do a pregnant teenager, frozen beer, and a burned pizza have in common?

Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.

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What does a flame smell like?

Burnt nose hair.

What's the difference between a cello and a violin?

A: A cello burns longer.

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What is your sin, my child?

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Grow old!

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What to do when a blonde throws a grenade at you... What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

How do you get your girlfriend to fart?

Pull out

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Why did the mafia cross the road?

Hey forget about it

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He was Russian.

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Why did the idiot drive his pickup truck over the side of the cliff?

He wanted to try out his new air brakes.

How bad is it, Doctor?

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Burn Pizza Jokes More Burn Pizza Jokes

What do a pregnant teenager, frozen beer, and a burned pizza have in common?

Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.

What do burnt pizza, frozen beer and a pregnant chick have in common?

Some douchebag forgot to pull it out in time.

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What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Failure to pull out in time