What to do when a blonde throws a grenade at you... What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

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What's the best way to catch a fish?

Have someone throw it at you.

Why did the blonde get thrown out of the M & M factory?

A. She kept throwing out all the W's.

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Why did the cop pull over the U-Haul truck?

He was trying to bust a move

How does a blind parachutist know when to pull his rip-chord?

The leash goes slack...

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What do you do if an Islamist throws a pin at you?

Run. He still has the grenade in his teeth.

What do you call a grenade thrown into a restaurant in France?

French Toast.

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What do you do if an Islamist throws a pin at you?

Run. He still has the grenade in his teeth.

Why is Jesus terrible at hockey?

He keeps getting pinned to the boards.