Pin Jokes

What do you do if a blonde person throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

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What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back

What do you do if an Islamist throws a pin at you?

Run. He still has the grenade in his teeth.

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

Why is Jesus terrible at hockey?

He keeps getting pinned to the boards.

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

Why did the punk cross the road?

He was safety-pinned to the chicken.

What should you do when you see a blond with a pin in her mouth?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

What is Jeremy Clarkson's PIN number?

Nought two sixty.

What to do when a blonde throws a grenade at you... What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

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How do you call a play on numbers?

A pin.

What did the birthday balloon say to the pin?

Hi Buster."

How do you know when a grenade is thrown by a blonde?

When you can pull the pin and throw it back

What time is it when you sit on a pin?

Spring time.

Why don't Chinese people roll 12lb balls down wooden lanes to knock over pins?

Because to them it's boring.

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Why is Jesus terrible at hockey?

He keeps getting pinned to the boards.

What do you call the crucified baby Jesus?

Baby on board.

Tune Jokes More Tune Jokes

How many tunes should the bard play?

Fortunes.

What does a tuna, a glue stick, and a piano have not have in common?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you call a guy in a suit sitting in a tree?

Branch Manager

Why did Thor sit comfortably on a cactus?

He has an Asgard ...I'll see myself out

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when Turkeys get the common cold?

They quit smoking.

What happens when clowns get divorced?

They end up in a custardy battle.

Hockey Jokes More Hockey Jokes

Why didn't Jesus like to play hockey?

He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.

Why is Jesus bad at hockey?

He always gets nailed to the boards.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What did Water say to Fire when they met for the first time?

Shhhhhhh.

When was the last time you flossed?

Me: "BRO, you were there."

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do blind people know where to find Braille signs on walls and doors?

They just have a feel for that kind of thing.

What is the most common phrase used in school ?

Pupil : I don't know Teacher: Correct !

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why don't many buddhists work in the railroad industry?

they have too many ohms to be good conductors.

What did the windmill say to the windmill engineer?

I'm a big fan of your work