What is the most common phrase used in school ?

Pupil : I don't know Teacher: Correct !

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How did I know my joke was not alright with my audience?

They all left.

How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.

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What programming languages would we use if C didn't exist?

Ans: PASAL, OBOL and BASI

Why did the chicken run around screaming?

Because he had to use the bathroom.

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Why did Ahmed take his clock to school?

He wanted to see time fly

How was your first day at school?

Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!

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Why couldn't Mozart find his teacher?

Because he was Haydn.

Why is your paper blank?

Teacher: Why is your paper blank? Student: Sometimes silence is the best answer ! :D :D