What is the most common phrase used in school ?

Pupil : I don't know Teacher: Correct !

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How do you know when someone's read the Game of Thrones books?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Where is everybody?

Everybody I don't know. All over the planet I guess.

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What is a Mexican's favorite sport?

It used to be cross country but now it's rock climbing.

What kind of cheese would you use to disguise a small horse?

Mascarpone

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What a glum face what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours ?

Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it !

Why don't kids at school get my sarcastic humor?

Me: Because they have boring parents, darling.

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Which kid is yours?

Me: I don't have kids. I just heard the teachers here are hot. T: M: How you doin'

Why is your paper blank?

Teacher: Why is your paper blank? Student: Sometimes silence is the best answer ! :D :D