What is the most common phrase used in school ?

Pupil : I don't know Teacher: Correct !

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What do you call someone who is known for being heartless and cold to others?

Dead

Who knows about math and science and is always close by?

An engi-near!

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What's it called when you look in the mirror and say "jesus christ I look good"?

Using the lords name in vanity

What do comic book collectors use in their hair?

Mint conditioner.

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What did the angry inflatable teacher say to the irresponsible inflatable child in the inflatable school?

Not only have you let me down, you've let yourself down, and you've let the whole school down!

Why did the cyclops close his school?

Because he only had one pupil! The joke is that I have no friends

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Why did Stephen get an A on his test?

He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

What do you call the teacher who lost her baby?

Miss Carriage