What is the most common phrase used in school ?

Pupil : I don't know Teacher: Correct !

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Why bother drinking water?

You're just gonna pee it out. This is what Big Water doesn't want you to know.

How do you know if a homeless person has a girlfriend?

His clean fingers.

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What do you use to clear the air of stupid?

A HERPA filter

Why did the old man hate using the new chip cards?

He's trying to watch his sodium intake.

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What's the difference between a School and an ISIS training ground?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone

What does a Gorilla learn first in school?

The Apey-cees!

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Where are you and Mom going tonight?

Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today.

Why did the teacher cross the room?

To get to the other slide.