Why did the cowboy get a dachshunds?

Because once someone told him to get a long little doggie.

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Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

How did the cowboy know his pony was getting sick?

He was a little hoarse.

What happened to the cowboy when he said that he was sick of washing cowhides at his side of the dairy?

He was sent to the udder side

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you save a suicidal procrastinator?

Tell them it can probably wait 'til tomorrow.

What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?

A tale of whoa!

Dachshund Jokes More Dachshund Jokes

Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"

What do you call a dachshund with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky.

Long Little Doggie Jokes More Long Little Doggie Jokes

Why do cowboys prefer wienie dogs?

So they can get a long little doggie.

Why do cowboys like dachshunds so much?

They like to get a long little doggie.