Why did the cowboy get a dachshunds?

Because once someone told him to get a long little doggie.

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What do you call a cowboy who helps out in a school ?

The deputy head !

What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

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What's the worst thing about being a transgender?

Having the women inside of you telling you what to do.

How do you tell a good farmer?

He's outstanding in his field

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Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"

What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a dachshund?

A hot diggity dog.

Long Little Doggie Jokes More Long Little Doggie Jokes

Why did the cowboy get a dachshunds?

Because once someone told him to get a long little doggie.

Why do cowboys like dachshunds so much?

They like to get a long little doggie.