Why did the cowboy get a dachshunds?

Because once someone told him to get a long little doggie.

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Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !

What do you call a loud group of Cowboys?

A Reckon-ing.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.

How do you keep a idiot waiting?

I'll tell you guys later.

Dachshund Jokes More Dachshund Jokes

What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a dachshund?

A hot diggity dog.

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund, a Schnauzer, a Shih Tzu, and a Poodle?

A Wienerschnitzel.

Long Little Doggie Jokes More Long Little Doggie Jokes

What kinda pet would John Wayne get?

He'd get a long little doggie.

Why do cowboys like dachshunds so much?

They like to get a long little doggie.