Why do cowboys prefer wienie dogs?

So they can get a long little doggie.

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What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

He turns off the PlayStation.

Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"

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How do you think the whole Deflategate situation feels to Tom Brady now?

Probably doesn't feel how he prefers it to...

What flavor gum does a scientist prefer?

Exspearamint. inspired by the presidential gum joke.

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Why do cowboys prefer wienie dogs?

So they can get a long little doggie.

Why do cowboys like dachshunds so much?

They like to get a long little doggie.