Why do cowboys prefer wienie dogs?

So they can get a long little doggie.

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Which was the cowboy?

None - because they were all redskins.

Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder?

A: So he could shoot his mouth off.

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Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables?

Because they're meteor

Why don't vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.

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What kinda pet would John Wayne get?

He'd get a long little doggie.

Why did the cowboy get a dachshunds?

Because once someone told him to get a long little doggie.