Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder?

A: So he could shoot his mouth off.

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Why do cowboys like dachshunds so much?

They like to get a long little doggie.

What's the safest place in Dallas during a tornado?

The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

Why are there hardly any dental professionals in the South?

Because it takes more than 35 patients to make a full set of teeth.

What has over a hundred teeth and keeps back Godzilla?

my zipper!

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What'd you do this weekend?

I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.

Why do black people like the NBA?

It's the only sport where you can shoot, steal and run!

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

Why did the hipster burn his mouth?

He sipped his drink before it was cool

Whats red, 10 inches long, and makes your girlfriend cry when you put it in her mouth?

her miscarriage

Brush Jokes More Brush Jokes

What do you call the object Attila the Hun uses to brush his leg hair?

A Hun knee comb.

What do you call it when you thrust a hairy pole in and out of your mouth, and at the end you spit out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth!

Gunpowder Jokes More Gunpowder Jokes

Why didn't the gunpowder plot work?

Because gunpowder is black.

Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder?

A: So he could shoot his mouth off.