Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder?

A: So he could shoot his mouth off.

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Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder?

A: So he could shoot his mouth off.

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Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder?

A: So he could shoot his mouth off.