Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder?

A: So he could shoot his mouth off.

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Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

Why do cowboys like dachshunds so much?

They like to get a long little doggie.

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

Why do cowboys have foreskin?

So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth

What has 99 legs and one tooth?

The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What do you say to a man with no legs?

Nothing, he'll shoot you.

Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder?

A: So he could shoot his mouth off.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What should you do when you see a blond with a pin in her mouth?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

What did the boy tell the priest in the confessional?

Nothing. It's rude to talk with your mouth full.

Brush Jokes More Brush Jokes

What do you call it when you thrust a hairy pole in and out of your mouth, and at the end you spit out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth!

What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

Gunpowder Jokes More Gunpowder Jokes

Why didn't the gunpowder plot work?

Because gunpowder is black.

Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder?

A: So he could shoot his mouth off.