Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder?

A: So he could shoot his mouth off.

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Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

What Do you call 20 Millionaires watching the Superbowl?

The Dallas Cowboys

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?

Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

What's a dentists favorite time?

Tooth hurty

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What to do when the black guy in front of you gets shot?

Stop laughing and reload.

What is the first thing you feel when you shoot a baby with a gun?

Recoil

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had ?

The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had !

What is big and hard when you put it in your mouth and small and soft when you take it out?

A chewing gum you pervert

Brush Jokes More Brush Jokes

What do you call thrusting a hairy rod in and out of your mouth really fast then afterwards spitting out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth

Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?

Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

Gunpowder Jokes More Gunpowder Jokes

Why didn't the gunpowder plot work?

Because gunpowder is black.

Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder?

A: So he could shoot his mouth off.