Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder?

A: So he could shoot his mouth off.

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Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

What's the difference between a cry baby and Dallas Cowboys fans?

Eventually the baby stops crying

Why did the cowboy get a miniature dachshund?

He wanted to get a long little doggy.

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Which two letters are rotten for your teeth?

D K

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why did u shoot your wife ?

Judge:why did u shoot your wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

Why is a shooting star better than a hamburger?

It's meteor.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

What should you do when you see a blond with a pin in her mouth?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

Brush Jokes More Brush Jokes

Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet?

That thing hurts!

Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder?

A: So he could shoot his mouth off.

Gunpowder Jokes More Gunpowder Jokes

Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder?

A: So he could shoot his mouth off.

Why didn't the gunpowder plot work?

Because gunpowder is black.