What happens if you game so much you forget to brush your teeth?

You get Halo-tosis. :-/

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What happens when two smurfs are in love?

They smuck

What happened when the USS Enterprise got a new toilet?

William Shatner

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss?

Flossless compression!

Why do tampons have strings?

So you can floss your teeth with them after you've used them.

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What is a long room with many doors called?

I'm not sure, I hallways forget

Why did Jesus die on the cross?

he forgot the safe word

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How is Game of Thrones going to end?

With fade out and to credits.

What did the gamer wife told his gamer husband after they got divorced?

Good support in-game, bad in giving child support. gg no re

Brush Jokes More Brush Jokes

What do you call the object Attila the Hun uses to brush his leg hair?

A Hun knee comb.

How many pollocks does it take to paint a house?

1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!