What happens if you game so much you forget to brush your teeth?

You get Halo-tosis. :-/

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What happened to the little Dutch boy after he put his finger in the dyke?

she shattered his jaw!

What's the worst thing that could happen to an r/joke/ subscriber?

faint

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?

Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

What do you call a butler with a new set of teeth?

An endentured servant

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Why do bees hum ?

Because they've forgotten the words !

How many years before we forget if 9/11 was in '00 or '01?

15 or 16

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Why was 9 mad at 0 after winning a game of bingo?

Because 0 1 2

Why did no-one want to play a game with the leopard?

He was a cheetah.

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How can you tell an old person from a young person?

An old person can sing and brush their teeth at the same time.

How many pollocks does it take to paint a house?

1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!