What happens if you game so much you forget to brush your teeth?

You get Halo-tosis. :-/

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens if you see twin witches?

You won't be able to tell witch witch is witch.

What happens when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner.

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

How can you get a set of teeth put in for free?

Smack a monster.

What's the difference between a crocodile and a toothbrush?

You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What happened when Steve Irwin forgot to put on sunscreen?

He got hurt from harmful rays

What is dementia?

I forget

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

What was the most successful love story in Game of Thrones?

Shireen. She was only on Tinder for a couple of minutes.

Why does pokemon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

Brush Jokes More Brush Jokes

What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet?

That thing hurts!