Why did Jesus die on the cross?

he forgot the safe word

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Why did the germ cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide!

What do you get when you cross the CIA and the Republican Party?

Shot in the head in Dallas.

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What organ in the body never dies?

THE LIVER. ometrist will copyright this joke. hopefully.

What makes a grown man cry?

Watching his wife and children die before his eyes.

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What other miracles can you do?

Jesus: I can varnish 'You mean vanish ' J: *running finger over a beautiful oak table* aha, not quite

Why did Jesus go to the gym?

To make sure his cross fit.

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What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss?

Flossless compression!

Knock! Knock! Who's there! Beets! Beets who?

Beets me but I just forgot the joke!

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How do you know your S&amp?

M partner works in IT? They insist your safe word has an upper case letter, a lower case letter, and at least one number.

Why did Jesus die ?

He forgot his safe word.