Why did the armadillo cross the road?

It didn't, it made it halfway and then got hit by a truck.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the kitchen cross the road?

It saw a pikachu across the street.

What do you call a bear in the middle of the road?

A bear-icade

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an English bulldog and a Shih Tzu?

A bull-shiht!

What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What did the cow do when the farmer was about to hit him?

He mooved

Why are all Blackberry workers so bad at basketball?

Because the always hit the RIM!

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

Why did the baby drop its rattle?

It got hit by a truck

What is not a truck crashing into people?

Nice.

Armadillo Jokes More Armadillo Jokes

What do you get when you cross a highway with an armadillo?

About halfway across.

What do Chick-O-Sticks and armadillos have in common?

Every time you see one, it's already been broken in half.