Why did the armadillo cross the road?

It didn't, it made it halfway and then got hit by a truck.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What did Apply say to the iPhone 7?

Hit the road, Jack.

Why did the cop cross the road?

To shoot a black kid.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear ?

Winnie the Pooh !

Why did the chicken cross the beach?

To get to the other tide

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?

Because he got hit by a car.

What's the difference between LSD and my dad?

LSD doesn't need to be drunk to hit me.

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

What kind of sweets do trucks like?

Lorrypops.

How are monster trucks made?

ME: Son, when a monster and a truck love each oth- GF: glares ME: He's old enough for the facts, Jane

Armadillo Jokes More Armadillo Jokes

What do you get when you cross a highway with an armadillo?

About halfway across.

What do you call an armadillo at a fashion show?

A roll model