Where do you take a Chihuahua that has fallen into a lake?

To a weterinarian!

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Why did the monkey fall of the tree?

Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? Why did the third monkey fall of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's the difference between a baby and a big bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would NEVER let a big bag of cocaine fall out a window!

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Where do you take a Chihuahua that has fallen into a lake?

To a weterinarian!

What do you get when you cross the Italian mafia with the Russian mafia?

Thrown in a lake.

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What is brown and gray has eight legs and is carrying a large trunk and a small trunk?

A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant.

What is your favorite holiday?

Chihuahua: Howloween!