Where do you take a Chihuahua that has fallen into a lake?

To a weterinarian!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing?

Because someone threw a fridge at her....

What happened when a man fell in love with a grand piano?

He said "Darling you've got lovely teeth."

Lake Jokes More Lake Jokes

Why are boats being driven into the side of the lake?

It's ram a dam

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a lake?

Bob

Chihuahua Jokes More Chihuahua Jokes

What kind of leash should you buy for a Chihuahua?

A short one!

What is brown and gray has eight legs and is carrying a large trunk and a small trunk?

A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant.