What is brown and gray has eight legs and is carrying a large trunk and a small trunk?

A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do internet pirates have on their legs?

j.pegs

What has a bottom on top?

A leg.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party?

Look for his footprints in the ice cream.

What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail ?

This is the end of me !

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why are paraplegics bad project teammates?

They never carry their own weight.

What do you call spaghetti that carries a fake ID?

an impasta!

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

What did the hungry terrorist say when he went on a vacation to Hawaii?

ALOHA SNACKBAR***

Where does an Irish family go on vacation?

A different bar.

Chihuahua Jokes More Chihuahua Jokes

What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd?

1. Spelling 2. Pronunciation

Where do you take a Chihuahua that has fallen into a lake?

To a weterinarian!