What is brown and gray has eight legs and is carrying a large trunk and a small trunk?

A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why do legs have to be at least 25 inches long?

They're over two feet

What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

Bob.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish?

Two very unhappy animals.

What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really ?

said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground !"

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a paper bag?

One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.

Why does Mr Tayto carry a phone in his top pocket?

In case Johnny Onion Rings!

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

Where do drinks go on vacation?

Coaster Rica

Where does an Irish family go on vacation?

A different bar.

Chihuahua Jokes More Chihuahua Jokes

Why did the Chihuahua put on a jacket?

Because it was a chili dog!

What kind of leash should you buy for a Chihuahua?

A short one!