What is brown and gray has eight legs and is carrying a large trunk and a small trunk?

A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What did one leg say to the other?

Shorty's growin a beard.

What has eight legs and an IQ of forty?

Four guys watching a baseball game.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How does an elephant get down from a tree ?

He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !

What do you call an elephant on drugs?

Tranquilized.

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why Arent You Taking Me With You To Bangkok?

Husband: Because Nobody Carries A Tiffin To A Restaurant. "If U Didn't Get It Go Watch Pogo":p

Why do ghosts carry tissues?

Because they have BOOOOgers.

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

Where does a pirate go on vacation?

Arrrrrland.

Where does a burger go on vacation?

The Swiss (cheese) Alps or The Cheeseapeake Valley!

Chihuahua Jokes More Chihuahua Jokes

What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd?

1. Spelling 2. Pronunciation

Where do you take a Chihuahua that has fallen into a lake?

To a weterinarian!