What has eight legs and an IQ of forty?

Four guys watching a baseball game.

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What did the children with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

How'd Florida man break his leg raking leaves?

He fell off the palm tree

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Who's the nicest player in the NFL?

Drew Brees. The guy's a saint.

What did the guy Zebra say to the girl Zebra?

Take ze bra off.

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What do you call Rowan Atkinson watching Monty Python?

A jellybean.

What did the pirate say when his kids were about to watch their favorite cartoon?

ARE YE READY KIDS !

Baseball Game Jokes More Baseball Game Jokes

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?

Your Honor.

What do you call a white supremacist with an IQ of 56?

Gifted.