What has eight legs and an IQ of forty?

Four guys watching a baseball game.

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What's red and has two legs?

Half a cat

What is better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having two legs

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?

They say he made a mint.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

He's all right now.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

How many Deadheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just watch it burn out and follow it around for 30 years.

When did this happen ?

a) I don't know he also stole my watch.

Baseball Game Jokes More Baseball Game Jokes

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

Iq Jokes More Iq Jokes

What do you call a white supremacist with an IQ of 56?

Gifted.

What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?

A: Her IQ goes up!