What are the keys made of?

Me Uhh.. Rhino appears behind me Tell him Kyle

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Where I from?

Please tell me.

How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

You will see one later and one in a while.

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Where can you go to fill all of your rhino related needs?

Rhinos R Us

What do you get when you breed an elephant with a rhino?

A visit from the university board of ethics.

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How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

Why was the band late to their gig?

Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.

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Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

Who is tall, orange-skinned, blatantly racist, should not be a politician, and makes everyone groan whenever he appears on TV?

Jar Jar Binks

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What are the keys made of?

Me Uhh.. Rhino appears behind me Tell him Kyle

Why was the schwa bad at giving speeches?

He said "uhh" way too much.