What are the keys made of?

Me Uhh.. Rhino appears behind me Tell him Kyle

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How do you make a dumb person curious?

I'll tell you tomorrow...

How do you know you're talking to a pilot?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What do you call a cross between a hippo, an elephant and a rhino?

Hell if I know

What did the elephant say to the horn-less rhino?

Rhino horn "

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What is long and likes to pry in a hole?

A key.

What is the key to being a successful and lucrative locksmith?

There isn't one.

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What ever happened to the Energizer Bunny?

So the other day I'm talking to a friend about what happened to the Energizer Bunny. It's been quite sometime since I've seen him appear in a commercial. I was always under the impression that he "kept going." My friend proceeds to tell me the Energizer Bunny was arrested last year ,and they charged him with battery. Now it all makes sense.

How much for the supermodel?

winks seductively "Ma'am, that's a mirror and you appear to be having a stroke."

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What are the keys made of?

Me Uhh.. Rhino appears behind me Tell him Kyle

Why was the schwa bad at giving speeches?

He said "uhh" way too much.