What are the keys made of?

Me Uhh.. Rhino appears behind me Tell him Kyle

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Why is stevie wonder always smiling?

No one's told him he's black.

How can you tell a rabbit from a skunk?

A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant!

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What do you call a helicopter mixed with a rhino?

Well hell-if-i-know!

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhino?

The Nobel Prize in Genetics.

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What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

What type of key gets you into the bathroom the fastest?

A dookie

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How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

Why doesn't ISIS appear in any Sci-Fi shows or movies?

because they are set in the future.

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Why was the schwa bad at giving speeches?

He said "uhh" way too much.

What are the keys made of?

Me Uhh.. Rhino appears behind me Tell him Kyle