What are the keys made of?

Me Uhh.. Rhino appears behind me Tell him Kyle

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What jokes do you know that can only be understood if you know two (or more) languages?

Like a joke that involves a pun on a word that has different meanings in different languages. Please tell us what languages they are in.

How do you get Sigmund Freud to screw a lightbulb?

Tell him the lightbulb is his mother.

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What do you call a cross between a hippo, an elephant and a rhino?

Hell if I know

Where can you go to fill all of your rhino related needs?

Rhinos R Us

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What kind of phone does a burglar use?

A no-key-a

What do you get when you cross a garden, a rabbit, and some ExLax?

For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".

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What did Jesus want when he appeared on a piece of toast?

Miracle whip.

Why doesn't ISIS appear in any Sci-Fi shows or movies?

because they are set in the future.

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What are the keys made of?

Me Uhh.. Rhino appears behind me Tell him Kyle

Why was the schwa bad at giving speeches?

He said "uhh" way too much.