What did Jesus want when he appeared on a piece of toast?

Miracle whip.

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Why did The Walrus go to a Tupperware party?

He wanted to find a tight seal.

Why are millionaires bad at swimming?

Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :( I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it

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Why did Jesus fall on the side of the road?

Because he was crossed.

What did the Romans say to each other after crucifying Jesus?

Nailed it!"

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What Do You Call an Ethiopian with A Piece of Lettuce on His Head?

A Quarter Pounder.

What did Jesus want when he appeared on a piece of toast?

Miracle whip.

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What does the Queen put on her toast?

Maamilade! Tada....... anyone? Anyone? I'll get my coat

What's the difference between Frenchmen and some toast?

You can make soldiers out of toast!

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Why does light travel faster than sound?

Because some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

What would happen if Russia ran out of vodka?

Well, my dear reddit, in nature there is law of conservation of matter. Therefore, if the vodka disappeared somewhere, it would appear somewhere else. And then there would be Russia.

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What is a masochist's favorite condiment?

miracle whip

What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean?

Sink-o de Mayo"