What did Jesus want when he appeared on a piece of toast?

Miracle whip.

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Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

What's the different between E.T. and a refugee?

E.T. learned English and wanted to go home

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How did Jesus feel after the last supper?

A bit cross.

What did jesus say to the romans after he rose on the third day and talked about their behavior?

Yall nailed it.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper ?

You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant !

What goes, "Pieces of Nine, Pieces of Nine"?

A parroty error

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How do you start a rave in Uganda ?

Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling

What do neckbeards like to spread on their toast?

Marma'lady

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How much for the supermodel?

winks seductively "Ma'am, that's a mirror and you appear to be having a stroke."

What ever happened to the Energizer Bunny?

So the other day I'm talking to a friend about what happened to the Energizer Bunny. It's been quite sometime since I've seen him appear in a commercial. I was always under the impression that he "kept going." My friend proceeds to tell me the Energizer Bunny was arrested last year ,and they charged him with battery. Now it all makes sense.

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What did Jesus want when he appeared on a piece of toast?

Miracle whip.

What is a masochist's favorite condiment?

miracle whip