What did Jesus want when he appeared on a piece of toast?

Miracle whip.

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What do Justin Bieber and Pinocchio have in common?

Both want to be real boys

Why did you drop the baby?

Well Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby so I wanted to see if he did.

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What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.

What was Jesus's least favorite bone?

The blasfemur

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What do you call a piece of toast on the ceiling?

An Ethiopian rave.

How did the french guy feel when he got hit by a piece of bread?

He felt pain.

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How do you start a rave in Uganda ?

Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling

How do al-Qaeda like their toast?

Bean-laden

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Why doesn't ISIS appear in any Sci-Fi shows or movies?

because they are set in the future.

What do you say to someone who appears to have done irreparable harm to themselves despite multiple warnings to the contrary?

A: U.K.

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What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean?

Sink-o de Mayo"

What is a masochist's favorite condiment?

miracle whip