What did Jesus want when he appeared on a piece of toast?

Miracle whip.

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What did the toaster say to the bread?

I want you inside me.

Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couples fight and read high quality humor columns?

A: To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

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Why does Jesus always leave a door open for you?

Because he was born in a barn.

Why does the Catholic Church have so much money?

Because Jesus saves.

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How have you done that?

I don't know how but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell he gives me a piece of cheese.

Why were all the girls looking at the piece of paper?

Because it was ripped.

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What would Ed Sheeran taste like on a piece of toast?

gingerbread

What does the Queen put on her toast?

Maamilade! Tada....... anyone? Anyone? I'll get my coat

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Why does light travel faster than sound?

Because some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

How did the ghost song-and-dance act make a living?

By appearing in television spooktaculars.

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What did Jesus want when he appeared on a piece of toast?

Miracle whip.

What is a masochist's favorite condiment?

miracle whip