What did Jesus want when he appeared on a piece of toast?

Miracle whip.

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When will you be bioavailable?

Because you are my drug and I want you in my body...

What's the difference between a married man and a bachelor?

A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!

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What do you call someone who likes to dress up like Jesus?

A cross-dresser.

Why do Mexicans keep naming their child Jesus?

Jesus wasn't Mexican. He was human.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper ?

You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant !

How do you get an anorexic chick in bed?

Well, it ain't a piece of cake.

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What did Shakespeare spread on his toast?

Blue Sonnet

What would Ed Sheeran taste like on a piece of toast?

gingerbread

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What ever happened to the Energizer Bunny?

So the other day I'm talking to a friend about what happened to the Energizer Bunny. It's been quite sometime since I've seen him appear in a commercial. I was always under the impression that he "kept going." My friend proceeds to tell me the Energizer Bunny was arrested last year ,and they charged him with battery. Now it all makes sense.

What would happen if Russia ran out of vodka?

Well, my dear reddit, in nature there is law of conservation of matter. Therefore, if the vodka disappeared somewhere, it would appear somewhere else. And then there would be Russia.

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What did Jesus want when he appeared on a piece of toast?

Miracle whip.

What is a masochist's favorite condiment?

miracle whip