What did Jesus want when he appeared on a piece of toast?

Miracle whip.

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Why did God make women last?

He didn't want someone telling him what to do

What does a girl want more than anything in the world?

Nothing. She's fine.

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What did the mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.

What do you call a carpenter who needs fewer nails?

Jesus

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What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with pieces of cardboard?

A pillow fight

What do you call a piece of fruit that can fly?

A pearrot

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What do astronauts put on their toast?

Space Jam.

What happened at the cannibal's wedding party?

They toasted the bride and groom.

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When do ghosts usually appear?

Just before someone screams.

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

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What did Jesus want when he appeared on a piece of toast?

Miracle whip.

What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean?

Sink-o de Mayo"