How did jesus get so fit?

He did lots of cross fit

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What do you get if you cross Dracula with a snail?

The world's slowest vampire.

Why did the gamer and mathematician cross the road?

To get to 10.

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What kind of bike does hipster Jesus ride?

A Cruci-fixie.

Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

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Why did the big pig want to go on stage?

There was a lot of ham in him.

What's the difference between a feminist and a dentist's drill?

One causes a lot of pain and makes a constant high pitched whine. The other is a useful piece of medical equipment.