How did jesus get so fit?

He did lots of cross fit

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Why did the forgetful Mexican cross the road?

To get to the other side... err, no it was to pick up the laundry... nope, to get groceries? I forget.

Why did the Skeleton cross the road?

Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.

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What type of car would Jesus drive?

A Chrysler

What did jesus say to the romans after he rose on the third day and talked about their behavior?

Yall nailed it.

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Why has Venus been so distant lately?

Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"

What do you call a rapper who masterbates a lot?

Lil Wayne-ker