How did jesus get so fit?

He did lots of cross fit

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican cholo and an ill tempered Irishman?

a surprisingly stable person according to my Homie O'Statis.

What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine?

Sir" from a distance.

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What do you think Jesus's stance would be on guns?

I think he would be most strict on nail gun control. (Credit to Taylor on PKA)

What is Jesus's least favorite gun?

A nail gun.

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Why do Redditors get excited when a tornado rips down miles of fences?

Because there is a lot of reposting to do.

How do you manage to stay in shape?

Witch 2: "I get a lot of hexercise."