What's the difference between Jesus and other carpenters?

Jesus may actually return some day.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a doe and dope?

One's gotta pee.

What's the difference between a blimp and 365 used condoms?

One's a Goodyear, the other's an awesome year.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What do you call a virus named Enza that causes the flu?

a flu Enza. Thanks a lot everyone, I looked forward to this day for a long time.

What's a joke that you invented?

Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.

Why can't Jesus play Football?

He has flashbacks every time he looks at the goal

Return Jokes More Return Jokes

How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call?

This IRS guy sounded pretty into me

What do you get Devin Hester for Christmas??

A: Nothing - he'll just return it!

Carpenter Jokes More Carpenter Jokes

Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter?

God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top

What did the car-painter say to the carpenter?

You sound just like me!"