Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter?

God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top

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What letter never satisfies it's wife?

The quick E

What's the definition of a Polygamist?

Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!

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How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!

What does idk stand for?

Literally everyone I ask doesn't know.

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What did the child with no hands get for his birthday?

Nobody knows yet.

Who is the easiest to get a high-five from in a war?

The French. They always have their hands up.

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What did the orphan poker player say?

Will you raise me?

What is the dairy farmer's favorite exercise?

Calf Raises.

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Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water?

She was taking god's name in vein.

Why did God give women legs?

Because he saw the mess that snails left behind!

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Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter?

God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top

What's the best part about having multiple personality disorder?

Banging your best friend's wife every night!

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Why does no one want to work in the yard with a carpenter?

Because they take a fence to that.

Why did the Carpenters wife leave him?

Because he was screwing around.

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Where is tennis mentioned in the Bible?

A: Where Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.

How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus weighed 4.2 kg?

Cause thay had a weigh in the mangor.