God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top
Hog and kisses!
She named him Oedipus.
Simple, they just ask "ASL?"
So I punched her in the face. Now she has a reason.
When you stick your hand in her underpants it feels like you're feeding a horse.
All those spikes hurt his hands
When somebody asks for a raise
They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.
Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure
r/EyeBleach.
A: More bang for your buck !!!! (Wow, that was bad)
A: The more you bang it the looser it gets.
He gets hammered and she gets nailed.
Jesus
Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.
Because Joseph was Stalin.
