What's the best part about having multiple personality disorder?

Banging your best friend's wife every night!

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What's the best part about having multiple personality disorder?

Banging your best friend's wife every night!

Why did the optimistic Chinese guy wish he had multiple personality disorder?

He wanted to be the Changs he wanted to see in the world.