What's the best part about having multiple personality disorder?

Banging your best friend's wife every night!

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What's the best part about dating a homeless chick?

You can drop her off wherever.

What's the best part of dating a quadriplegic?

Spinning her like a top when she rides you cowboy style.

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Why did the guy that owned a chocolate building bang his mom?

Because he had an edible complex.

Why didn't Wilma let Fred in when he was banging at the door?

Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.

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What do you call a turtle who sleeps during the day and is awake at night?

Nocturtle

How do you stop millions of children from going to bed hungry every night?

Take away their beds...

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Why did the optimistic Chinese guy wish he had multiple personality disorder?

He wanted to be the Changs he wanted to see in the world.

Why did the lady with multiple personality disorder share her food with a friend?

Because Sharon is Karen.