How was the party last night?

17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do straight guys and lesbians have in common?

They both like girls

How can you tell if a loaf of bread is a boy or girl?

Feel around for the dough nuts

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

Where do you party on a ship?

Where the funnel be!

What did the two gum diseases say to the one who had a party without them?

Why di'n'ja 'vite us?

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you call a pot smoker that spends every night dancing and drinking with his friends?

A Rastapartying

What will the results of the next election be?

No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

Which cop writes poems about ravens?

Edgar Allan Po-Po

When the cop asks you "Do you know how fast you were going?

do NOT respond with "I know, right !"

17 Jokes More 17 Jokes

Why is 17 called the "mother-in-law" in black jack?

Because you wanna hit it, but sometimes you cant.

How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

17, 1 to hold the lightbulb, 1 to hold the ladder and the other 15 to drink whiskey until the roof spins

Nah Jokes More Nah Jokes

Want to hear a joke about construction?

Nah, I'm still working on it.

What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea?

Nah. I'ma stay.