How was the party last night?

17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.

How many Budists does it take... How many Budists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The change, if needed, will come from within.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume ?

Because they are ugly and they stink !

Why don't you go down on a girl in the morning?

Have you ever tried to split a grilled cheese

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

What did the cannibal get when he showed up late to the party?

A cold shoulder

Why do rpg characters like potions so much?

Because they're always the life of the party!

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you call two ninjas named Charlie, stranded outside on a cold night?

Numchucks.

What kind of company is a 24 hours hamburger joint?

Fry-by-night!

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

Why did the cop cross the road?

To shoot a black kid.

What do the cops do when they get a fly infestation?

Call in the swat team!

17 Jokes More 17 Jokes

How are your step mother and a 17 in the card game 21 similar?

You know you can't but you really want to hit it.

How was the party last night?

17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.

Nah Jokes More Nah Jokes

How many anti-feminists does it take to screw the light bulb?

Anti feminists? Nah, they can't screw

Want to hear a joke about construction?

Nah, I'm still working on it.