How was the party last night?

17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What do you call a smoothie that came out too thick?

A chunky. Credit to my dad this morning..

Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?

Because the snowblower was coming down the block.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What's your favorite movie?

DATE: Girl Interupt- ME: *drops fork* What is it DATE: Girl Interu- ME: *burps* Sorry. Go on. DATE: Fargo

What do straight guys and lesbians have in common?

They both like girls

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

What do you call a mushroom that likes to party?

A Fungi!

How does our solar system organize a party?

They Planet

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do brunettes and red-heads do on Friday nights?

Make blonde jokes!

What does a dyslexic,agnostic and insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

What did the cop do when his Sergeant did not grant him the vacation he requested?

Shot a black man.

What do you call a cop who doesn't shoot innocent black people?

1. Acquitted 2. Fired, retired or expired

17 Jokes More 17 Jokes

How many unwashed gorillas did Fetty Wap buy?

17 dirty apes.

How are your step mother and a 17 in the card game 21 similar?

You know you can't but you really want to hit it.

Nah Jokes More Nah Jokes

How many anti-feminists does it take to screw the light bulb?

Anti feminists Nah, they can't screw

What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea?

Nah. I'ma stay.