How was the party last night?

17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why were the Three Wise Men covered in soot?

Because they came from afar.

Why did ginny make harry get rid of his invisibility cloak?

He kept coming out of no where

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do you tell a girl with two black eyes?

Nothing, you already told her twice.

What kind of birds do girls like?

My-cawk!

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

What did the yoga teacher say when someone asked if she wanted to leave the party early?

Namaste

What happened when Billy Mays's ghost floated into the rave?

Everyone started partying like it was $19.99.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What did Abe Lincoln say after a night of drinking?

I set WHO free?"

What do agnostic, insomniac dyslexics do at night?

A: Stay awake and wonder if there's a dog

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

When a cop pulls you over and asks, "Papers?

answer "Scissors." then drive away..

How many US cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they arrest the room because it's black.

17 Jokes More 17 Jokes

What is 17 X 19?

36" "That's not even close" "But it was quick"

How are your step mother and a 17 in the card game 21 similar?

You know you can't but you really want to hit it.

Nah Jokes More Nah Jokes

How many anti-feminists does it take to screw the light bulb?

Anti feminists? Nah, they can't screw

What about "BusinessMyspace"?

Nah, it's taken. Okay, what about "LinkedIn"