How was the party last night?

17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What did Masters say to Johnson?

I don't know what the worlds coming to

How do fish make calls?

On a shellphone! My 7 year old self was very proud of coming up with this one....

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do you call a girl who hunts owls?

A hooters shooter girl

How do you know that a dog is a man's best friend?

Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

What is a horses favourite kind of party?

A stall ball.

How does NASA organise a party?

They Planet.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you call a hotel special that lets policemen stay for two nights for the price of one?

CuNO3!

What do you say when you see your TV floating at night?

Put it down, Tyrone!"

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

Why did the cop climb the tree?

He worked for a special branch.

What did the eggs say when the cops showed up?

Everybody scramble!

17 Jokes More 17 Jokes

How many unwashed gorillas did Fetty Wap buy?

17 dirty apes.

What do they call number 17 in black jack ?

The stepmother, because sometimes you want to hit her, even though you shouldn't

Nah Jokes More Nah Jokes

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he saw a dolphin caught in a net?

It's not a too-nah!"

Want to hear a joke about construction?

Nah, I'm still working on it.