17, 1 to hold the lightbulb, 1 to hold the ladder and the other 15 to drink whiskey until the roof spins
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The stepmother, because sometimes you want to hit her, even though you shouldn't
You know you can't but you really want to hit it.
17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.
36" "That's not even close" "But it was quick"
Why not 17 What's stopping us
A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.
Because OMG, they like LITERALLY can't even.
17 dirty apes.
Because you wanna hit it, but sometimes you cant.
