A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.
2: Not much, Brian. I had a pint yesterday. 1: Oh! Really I thought you were only 15 2: I am! 1: So what was it Guiness 2: No, it was water.
Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.
Just one. He holds up the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him.
It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.
It was a high school.
A: He wanted to sing higher!
A woman who answers the door stark naked holding a six pack.
Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.
so I turned on the tap & said, "Right here, main."
Because when you see it, you turn 360 degrees and walk away.
CHANGE !
You don't know man, you weren't there!
None, its already lit fam. I cannot take credit for this due to being told this joke by a freind. He was in fact lit af.
Three. One to pay a Mexican to do it, two to deport him afterwards.
The Sirens of the Rams.
A running play - Obviously...
The pizza can feed a family of 4.
Drummers.
17 dirty apes.
17, 1 to hold the lightbulb, 1 to hold the ladder and the other 15 to drink whiskey until the roof spins
