A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.
Get off me holmes!
The 2 nigerians that stole my trunk
Seven - one to actually change the bulb and six to complain that they liked the old one better.
None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.
That's impossible, because they can't climb the ladder.
A: One to start screwing it in and the rest to vote 'em off the ladder.
Three, One to hold the lightbulb and Two to smoke till the room spins!
Two. One to hold the bulb and other to drink until the room spins.
You turn it's floppy disk into a hard disk
Motorist: The light just turned yellow.
What suppressive told you to change the light bulb Report to Ethics immediately!
All of them.
Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.
One, but it takes 7 years.
Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.
Twenty. 1 to drop it, 19 to go "Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up".
Sound investments.
Night manager at McDonalds.
36" "That's not even close" "But it was quick"
17 dirty apes.
