Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the party?

I told her that drinks were on the house

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

How many Irish does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold it in the socket and the other to drink until the room starts spinning!

Why don't women like drinking beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.

Ladder Jokes More Ladder Jokes

How many things do you need to change a lightbulb?

3, a person, a ladder, and another lightbulb

What's the difference between a ladder and a truck?

It's no bad luck to walk under a truck.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell ignorance from indifference?

I don't know and I don't care.

How can you tell that a baker's hands are on fire?

He can't seem to *stop droppin' rolls*.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What do you do if your bank account stops working?

Throw the guy out of the house.

Who's there ! Alistair ! Alistair who ?

Alistairs in this house are broken !

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

Why couldn't Miley Cyrus go to the party?

She had to go t'work instead.

When pigs have a party who jumps out of the cake?

Nobody. The pigs all jump in.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Bring on their subs!

When I bring you breakfast in bed, why can't you just say "thank you"?

instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.