Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the party?

I told her that drinks were on the house

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

How much for a drink?

The bartender replies, "For you No charge."

What do you call an overweight star wars fanatic who drinks too much coffee?

Java the Hutt

Ladder Jokes More Ladder Jokes

What did the short boy bring to high school?

A ladder.

How many idiots does it take to change a light bulb?

Five - one to hold the bulb, and four to turn his ladder

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why did the Chinese man tell a joke?

Just China be funny.

Why are guys so bad at math?

They can't tell the difference between 3 inches and 9 inches.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What do hand grenades and wives have in common?

Remove the ring and your house is gone.

What happened to the Christian family when they didn't pay their exorcist?

THEIR HOUSE GOT REPOSSESSED!

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

Why did Mario always bring Toad to parties?

Toad was a fungi.

What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence?

I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

How many men does it take to open a can of beer?

None. She should have opened it as she brought it to you.

What kind of reptile do you bring on an expedition?

A navi-gator!