I told her that drinks were on the house
me: Because it's raining and he's getting wet wife: But we're at a water park me *takes a drink from my flask* Yep
When you drink a bad coffee in Switzerland you say, "Merci!".
A ladder in her stocking !
Five - one to hold the bulb, and four to turn his ladder
Triforce
Because I told him a good joke.
So she could say Hello from the outside.
House music
The party was for "Wights only."
Where the funnel be!
Nine-Nine-Nine
Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!
