Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the party?

I told her that drinks were on the house

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do anemic people drink?

Pale ale

What's a snowman's favorite drink?

Bartender: idk Me: Brrrr-bon lol Bartender: ... Me: jk snowmen don't drink they aren't real

Ladder Jokes More Ladder Jokes

What's the difference between a ladder and a truck?

It's no bad luck to walk under a truck.

How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

17, 1 to hold the lightbulb, 1 to hold the ladder and the other 15 to drink whiskey until the roof spins

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What's a man's idea of honestly in a relationship?

A. Telling you his real name.

What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples?

Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra."

House Jokes More House Jokes

How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly?

Just a phew!

How can you tell if a hippie has been at your house?

He's still there.

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

What does a BYU coed do when she notices people are drinking at a party?

She puts her top back on and leaves.

What do you call a party with 100 midgets?

A little get together.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What can I bring to your party?

Friend: A six pack. does 10 crunches cancels

Why did the Irish Football manager flood the pitch ?

So he could bring his 'sub' on