What did the fireman's wife get for Christmas ?

A ladder in her stocking !

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Ladder Jokes More Ladder Jokes

How many Survivors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: One to start screwing it in and the rest to vote 'em off the ladder.

How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

17, 1 to hold the lightbulb, 1 to hold the ladder and the other 15 to drink whiskey until the roof spins

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

What did 50 cent say to his grandma when she gave him a scarf for Christmas?

Gee, you knit

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What did the bad soccer announcer get in his stocking?

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!

What do you call an NBA Superstar who's first job was stocking milk?

Legen-dairy*