What did the fireman's wife get for Christmas ?

A ladder in her stocking !

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How many Google plus users does it take to change a lightbulb ?

All of them actually . Two to hold the ladder and one to change the lightbulb .

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.

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Why does everyone start to fight the day after Christmas?

Because it's Boxing Day!

What did the little Chinese boy get for Christmas?

Rice.

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What did the bad soccer announcer get in his stocking?

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!

Who was the best financier in the Bible?

Noah. He floated his stock while the whole world was in liquidation.