What did the little Chinese boy get for Christmas?

Rice.

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Why didn't the child in the secret society get a present for christmas?

He had been illumi-naughty

Why did Kim Jong-il die a week before December 25th?

Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.

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What do you call a confused Chinese guy?

Wong Wei

Why don't Chinese people roll 12lb balls down wooden lanes to knock over pins?

Because to them it's boring.

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What's the emergency?

How long before the rice is ready "

Why did the Chicken cross road?

With rice.