What did the little Chinese boy get for Christmas?

Rice.

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What is the difference between dragons and dinosaurs?

Dinosaurs aren't old enough to smoke. Told to me by my niece at christmas.

What will santa bring your fish this christmas?

A scale letrix!

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What do you call a fake Chinese iPhone?

A slanted-iPhone

Why did the pregnant Chinese chicken cross the road?

Because ah, the egg roll.

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Why can't Chinese Barbecue?

A: Because the rice falls through the grill

What do you call rice on 2 legs?

Pi Ok, I'm leaving now.