What did the little Chinese boy get for Christmas?

Rice.

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Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment?

They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas

What did 50 cent say to his grandma when she gave him a scarf for Christmas?

Gee, you knit

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How do chinese people laugh over the internet?

Lmao Zedong

What do Chinese bears use to cook?

A pan. Duh!

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What happened in China on Christmas?

The Rice-child was born.

Why can't Chinese Barbecue?

A: Because the rice falls through the grill