What did one eye say to the other eye?

Between you and me, something smells. Credit: Christmas cracker.

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What's Tarzan's favourite Christmas song?

Jungle bells.

How does NASA organize their Christmas party?

They planet

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What do you mean you can't sleep?

It's so easy I could do it with my eyes close! Me: *walks away*

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Dinner

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How does the drug addict know the cocaine is good quality?

He just nose. All credit to my BFF

Why do Gypsy's walk funny?

Because of their Crystal Balls EDIT: I'm not sure if anyone's posted this before my mum's sister emailed her from across the globe.(New Zealand) I laughed so hard I thought I'd put it here. Credit goes to my Mum's sister though.

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What Do You Call A Line Of Men Waiting For A Haircut?

A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.

What did the sea say to the shore?

Nothing, he just waved. Christmas crackers are the worst.